May 2012
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
April 2012
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site:
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
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I found where I can buy the Vans iPhone 4 case. Finally, without spending a stupid amount of money on it.
vecherion:
I’ll just leave this here.